A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the room noticed an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said "Hi. My name is Carmen."Yeah, I know. Ugh.
"That's a nice name." he replied, "Is that a family name?"
"No." she said, "I gave it to myself. It represents the things I love most - cars and men. I gave it to myself."
"And what's your name?" she asked.
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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3 comments:
I've met him. 'ugh' is right.
Yeah, it's been a while, eh Jean?
;)
ha! thank goodness.
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