Sure

Man says he captured Loch Ness on film

AP - Fri Jun 1, 4:58 AM ET Sent 445 times

EDINBURGH, Scotland - The Loch Ness monster is back — and there's video. A man has captured what Nessie watchers say is possible footage of the supposed mythical creature beneath Scotland's most mysterious lake.

Aye, laddie. You'll be 'avin another pint now will ya'? Clear yer 'ead and take anotherrrrrrr picture forrrrr me now, guvna.




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I'll Catch Hell For This

Alcohol damages women's brains faster than men's

Reuters - Mon Apr 23, 3:11 PM ET Sent 110 times

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - The brain-damaging effects of alcohol strike women more quickly than men, a new study conducted in Russia confirms.
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Yeah, tell us something we don't already know.

Oh fer gawd's sake. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.




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Fat Chance

Something's fishy about $1,000 New York pizza

Reuters - Wed Mar 14, 9:28 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York restaurateur has cooked up the world's most extravagant pizza -- a $1,000 (516 pound) pie topped with six kinds of caviar and fresh lobster.
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You can sugar coat a dog turd, but it's still a dog turd.

Not that pizza is shitty, but there just ain't no pizza worth one thousand dollars.
They're taking perfectly good beer food and fucking it all up here. Not to mention putting lobster on a pizza. Sinful.

Lobster should be treated with more respect. Broiled, dipped in drawn butter, savored bite by bite, ... Mmmmmmmm.

I think I just got a woody.




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Loser

Refrigerator will toss you can of beer

AP - Thu Mar 8, 7:10 AM ET

RALEIGH, N.C. - When John Cornwell graduated from Duke University last year, he landed a job as software engineer in Atlanta but soon found himself longing for his college lifestyle. So the engineering graduate built himself a reminder of life on campus: a refrigerator that can toss a can of beer to his couch with the click of a remote control.
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Wasting all that talent and enery. All he needs is a girlfriend or wife to do the same thing.



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Valentine's Is Almost Here

Yes, another one of those "Hallmark Hollidays".
You know, the hollidays specially created by companies just to convince us we need their shit. Otherwise, we'll either be ignoring or letting the ones we love down.

I'm not sure what - wait a minute, I take that back. I do know what I'll be getting Mrs. Curmudgeon for V.D. this year. It is definitely something she would like to have and will appreciate very much. But rest assured, it won't be anything as extravagant as some companies feel I should be getting. Especially with its 3000% markup. (No, I am not making that number up.)







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