"Good morning. Francisca Ashley."Uh, not me. Guess again, monkey fucker.
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Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spam. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
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Friday, August 03, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Read about ceos with mba"And why? So I can just get pissed off?
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Thursday, July 26, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"caulk and cogent a beefsteak see checkerberry not ..."Yeah. I know exactly what you mean!
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Thursday, July 19, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Get laid with real singles"You mean like, Kraft singles? The little slices of pasteurized process fake cheese?
Nah. I prefer Crisco.
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"obsequious line dancer"Nope. Not one of them.
Fucking hillbilly music sucks.
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Monday, July 09, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Bank of the West customer service: customer details confirmation!"Just how many times do I need to send you my user name and password! Write it down this time, would you?
Gee whiz.
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Thursday, July 05, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"tabular angeline mop"Ooookaaayyy...
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Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Claim your new John Deere Lawn Tractor"WOOHOO!! Now that's something I could use!
If I had a lawn.
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Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Hey [my email address], Drunk? so am I... On Yahoo Web Cum"Not at the moment, but plan to be.
So, "web cum" - is that some new USB device?
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"From DeliveryConfirmationWOOHOO!! And I didn't even order one of them overloaded pieces of shit!
Apple iPhone"
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Clara sent you a ischild.hk! Greeting"Oh yeah? Well ischild.hk! to you to.
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Friday, June 15, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Free Las Vegas getaway"Uh, just what I need. A free trip to my home town. Thanks.
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Thursday, June 14, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"How things looing"Oh, I think they're looing just fine.
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"?ISO-2022-JP?B?jLuL4JaIk/qT/IvggUWWiJP6kFWC6I2egt0hISE=?="Very helpful indeed.
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Worry less spend more"Yup. As per usual.
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Thursday, June 07, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"May God Bless the Ivory Coast."Damn straight. We wouldn't be getting all those fabulous offers to help import 20 brazillion dollars if it weren't for those nice folks.
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Monday, June 04, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"in amma to changewater"to toilet in paper too.
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Friday, June 01, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"I everything hymera"You too? Wow! What a coincidence!
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Spam Subject Of The Day
"Feeling better now"Aaahh, gee. That's nice.
Now fuck off.
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