Interview With The Curmudgeon

I thought I could just pass through and say 'Hi', but no. This nice young lady wouldn't let me do any drive-by commenting without guilting me into playing along:

"HEY YOU! C'mon PLAY THE GAME!"

she says.

Okay, I'll bite:

Here's 5 questions

1. Do you believe in reincarnation?
No. Who in their right mind would want to be reincarnated? Of all the living things one could possibly come back as, what are the odds you'll come back as something more desirable than say, a fucking cockroach?
And even if you come back as a human, what are the odds you'll come back as a rich King of San-hai-abhar-umbi-waheli or someplace? Yeah, fat chance.
No, the more likely scenario is that you'll come back as an assembly line worker for Nike in China, or a 10 year-old gay prostitute in Thailand.

2. Who's your daddy?
'What Mrs. Curmudgeon hears in the sack' for $1000, Alex.

3. What is our purpose here as humans?
That's deep. Way too deep.
I'm here to enjoy myself and die happy.

Seriously though, believe what you want as far as death, reincarnation, resurrection and "The Hereafter" is concerned, but I think we're here to be the best person we can be to ourselves and other people. The legacy you leave behind is what your memory will consist of.

4. Gold Canyon Candles or Yankee Candles?
I had to google this to even know what you were talking about. Does that answer the question?

5. Are you REALLY a curmudgeon or do you just play one on tv?
I never claim to be something I'm not. ;)

However, sometimes people read me wrong. I ain't really a grump. I'm normally a bit quiet - sometimes deep in thought, or as some would say, in a daze. This gets interpreted many times as sulking.

Okay, any of you brave enough to take me on as an interviewer?

Here are the rules if you want to keep it going:
1. *Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. *I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. *You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions.
4. *You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the
same post.
5. *When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.*

Don't be a chicken-shit. Do it. I dare you.




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