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Friday, June 05, 2009

Friday Fap

I know it's a sacred institution around Mark's place, but here? Not so much.

Sorry Mark. I couldn't help it.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...: I'd have to say I like my Friday Fap better than yours.

This is what? A $5 Tibetan hooker?; Fri Jun 05, 09:40:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: $5? That's a bit excessive.; Fri Jun 05, 10:05:00 AM PDT
Anonymous said...: inches from death. shudders.; Sat Jun 06, 09:07:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: BWAH!!!; Mon Jun 08, 07:17:00 AM PDT

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Friday, June 05, 2009

Friday Fap

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