NEWS FLASH!!!

You've probably heard by now:

Michael Jackson dies in LA hospital

Well, let me be the first to say ....

Here are some of the best Michael Jackson Jokes ever!:

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my son!!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

`What's black and comes in little white cans?
~Michael Jackson`

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.

Okay, I guess that's enough for now.
Except for the picture:


Goofy fucker. No big loss to the world as far as I'm concerned.


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