A man calls Kennedy’s office and asks for the senator. the receptionist says ” I’m sorry, Senator Kennedy is dead”. the man says thank you and hangs up.
The next day the man calls back, same thing, ” may i speak with the senator?”. ” I’m sorry sir, Senator Kennedy is dead.” ” thank you”.
On the third day he calls again and the receptionist recognizes his voice and asks why he keeps calling back, “the Senator is dead.” “I know”, he says ” I just haven’t gotten tired of hearing it.”
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Ted Kennedy has been sober for several days now..
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What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant?
"We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it."
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy?
About 2 months of decay!
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Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.
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The Kennedy family was spared the expense of embalming Teddy -- he'd done that himself over the last fifty years.
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I understand cremation was briefly considered as an option but rejected because of the fire/explosion hazard...
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Ted Kennedy is a shovel ready project --- How many jobs added to the economy will Obama claim for the funeral?
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