FailHe's going back to making pron movies because there ain't enough wimmen who want to pay to get laid. Talk about a kick in the nuts to your ego. BWAHAHAHAH!!!!
Markus, Nevada's first ever legal "prosti-dude", has packed up his peen and quit the ho business after only 2 months on the stroll. Markus started leasing his dick to lady customers at the Shady Lady Ranch back in January, but only 10 women got to leave a wad of cash on his nightstand. And 9 of those "women" were really male politicians trying to put one past Markus by dressing up in drag. I made that up (but it's probably true).
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I just can't help but laugh.
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8 comments:
ew.
Cold day in hell when I paid for that, either.
wv:lusnonet
Can't blame you a bit there.
Looks live Herman Munster's lost son.
Or he hasn't quite recovered from that fight.
You could do your taxes on his forehead fer chytt's sake.
Or is it a five-head?
I feel a photoshop in my future...
That sounds like a good idea.
At the very least, a demotivator.
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