Whatta Maroon

So I go to the grocery store Sunday to pick up a few things for Sunday dinner.

I get the things bought and unload them from the cart into the back of the truck. My usual M.O. is to put the sacks in the bed of the truck. Easy to load, easy to unload.
Well, the groceries are all in the truck and I hit the button on the remote to unlock the door. Pull on the door handle and it's still locked. Hit the button again, nothing. Shit. I'm of course wondering what the hell is going on, whereupon I notice that something seems to look a little different... something on the inside of the truck, the interior, something doesn't look quite right. Then I notice that right next to the truck is another truck that looks just like this one. I try the remote again and behold! The other unlocks!

So I ever so meekly, unload the groceries from the back of whoever's truck I loaded them in, and transfer them to the truck right next to it and go on my merry way.

Good gawd. I'll bet no one has ever done that before.



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Huh?

U.S. military loses records for bin Laden's driver

Thu Feb 7, 10:04 PM ET

GANTANAMO BAY U.S. NAVAL BASE, Cuba (Reuters) - The U.S. military has lost a year's worth of records describing the Guantanamo confinement of Osama bin Laden's driver, a prosecutor said at the Yemeni captive's war court hearing on Thursday.
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Is it just me or does that seem a bit too convenient?

I can't see shoehorning the entire "U.S. Military" into this particular shoe. Someone, somewhere may have destroyed them, but this is a typical libtard media spin trying to trash the military once again. Fuckers.




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Cover Your Ass [Pun?]

Catholic comic books warn kids of abuse
AP - Wed Dec 5, 6:58 AM ET

NEW YORK - The Archdiocese of New York is handing out coloring and comic books that warn children about sex predators, the first such effort by a Roman Catholic diocese in the United States.
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So000, they can't control their priests. The priests can't control themselves. So they make it the kids' responsibility to not get butt-fucked.

Nice.





Full 'picture' here.


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