Happy 100th Harley

Nice line-up:

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Harley is lauded for its marketing genius and for knowing its customers and how much they like the Steppenwolfs, ZZ Tops and George Thorogoods of the world.

Yet it gave them Tim McGraw, a country singer crooning sweet love songs, and Kid Rock, who nobody heard of until he hooked up with Pamela Anderson. The average Harley rider has saddle bags older than this guy.

And, finally, Elton John as the headliner.
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Now that is a fucking hoot! They should have maybe tossed in a bit of Pavarotti?
Oh, wait. He's dead.
How about maybe some 'N Sync? Or maybe rustle up some Spice Girls?

Now I've never owned a Harley, so I guess I can't be 100% certain what sort of music I would listen to if I rode one. But I have been associated with enough bikers to know that a good alcohol fueled, knock down drag out concert ain't going to be one led by a fucking hillbilly, a rapper, and a fag.

Nice anniversary gift, yo.


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BWAH!

He used WHAT?
SYDNEY (Reuters) - It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbor's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner.

A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.
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BWAAAAAHHHH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Okay, I think I'm done now...

BWAAAAAHHHH HAH HAAAAAAHHHH HAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Really I'm done now...

[snort]

Okay, so let's get this straight. Some dude gets all methed the fuck up, breaks in to the neighbors house, McGyver's himself up a dildo using a bottle of soap, a rubber glove and a piece of wood, which was most like the toilet plunger.

Then what? I'm guessing he shoves it up his ass, then commences to stick his dick in the vacuum hose or something?

Jeebus Kryst. Stay home and jack off next time, you fucking idiot.

BWAAAAAHHHH HAH HAH!!!

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Gawddamn Camel Fuckers

Children feared used as shields in Pakistan mosque

51 minutes ago

ISLAMABAD (Reuters) - Fears mounted that women and children were being used as human shields at a besieged mosque in Pakistan's capital on Thursday, as hundreds of militant students ignored a plea from their captured leader to surrender.
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Religion of peace indeed.

Chickenshit ragheaded mutherfuckers.




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