BWAH!

He used WHAT?
SYDNEY (Reuters) - It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbor's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner.

A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.
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Okay, I think I'm done now...

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Really I'm done now...

[snort]

Okay, so let's get this straight. Some dude gets all methed the fuck up, breaks in to the neighbors house, McGyver's himself up a dildo using a bottle of soap, a rubber glove and a piece of wood, which was most like the toilet plunger.

Then what? I'm guessing he shoves it up his ass, then commences to stick his dick in the vacuum hose or something?

Jeebus Kryst. Stay home and jack off next time, you fucking idiot.

BWAAAAAHHHH HAH HAH!!!

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