The Weekend In Review

What a hoot. Cactus Mark and his lovely bride (well, he thought so until they had to turn around and come back for something they forgot) came up for a visit.

We had an awesome dinner at Lucille's , then had the usual billiards, bullshitting and brews session.

Saturday involved more bullshitting, brewing and drinking beer, cooking some food on the smoker, and later on a duet by "The Dookie Brothers". Yeah, we may have sounded like shit to record producers, but for never having played together before - me on the drums and he on the guitar, I think we did just fine. And we had a good time.

The main purpose of the trip was the retrieval of 'Frankenpony'.
I had made a rocking horse which was supposed to be ridden in a race by a member of administration from Mrs Curmudgeon's work at a Kentucky Derby party. When the event was canceled, the horse was up for grabs. I knew Mark's wife wanted one, so they made a trip up to get it.

If you're interested, go to Mark's blog and take a look. It has a post-construction modification, but we are now sure of the gender. :)


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What The Hell

For the troops:

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We'll see how it works, eh Sherri?

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Get A Haricut And Get A Real Job

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Oh, And By The Way

It is Valentine's Day. And you know me, always the romantic.
So I've put up a few pictures to celebrate this wonderful day of love:














All my best to you and yours!

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BWAH!

He used WHAT?
SYDNEY (Reuters) - It was a stick up of a different kind for one Australian burglar, who broke into a neighbor's house and played sex games in the bathroom with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner.

A court in the northern city of Brisbane heard how 27 year old Jamie Lacey, high on drugs, broke into the house in September 2004, scattering pornographic magazines around the bathroom and making a sex toy from a bottle of detergent, a piece of wood and a rubber glove, the Brisbane Times reported.
[...]

BWAAAAAHHHH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Okay, I think I'm done now...

BWAAAAAHHHH HAH HAAAAAAHHHH HAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Really I'm done now...

[snort]

Okay, so let's get this straight. Some dude gets all methed the fuck up, breaks in to the neighbors house, McGyver's himself up a dildo using a bottle of soap, a rubber glove and a piece of wood, which was most like the toilet plunger.

Then what? I'm guessing he shoves it up his ass, then commences to stick his dick in the vacuum hose or something?

Jeebus Kryst. Stay home and jack off next time, you fucking idiot.

BWAAAAAHHHH HAH HAH!!!

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