Are you a redneck? Here are some indicators:
- 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
- 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
- 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
- 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
- 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
- 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
- 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan
- 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
- 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
- 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house blew itself right off the wheels.
- 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
- 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
- 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
- 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
- 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
- 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
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