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Thursday, February 24, 2005

Funny Shit

This tickled my funny bone. Maybe I'm a 'racist' towards rednecks, but...well I grew up in the country, so I still get a chuckle out of the similarities.
Are you a redneck? Here are some indicators:
  • 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
  • 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
  • 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
  • 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
  • 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
  • 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
  • 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan
  • 9. Your junior prom offered day care.
  • 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
  • 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house blew itself right off the wheels.
  • 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  • 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
  • 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
  • 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
  • 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
  • 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

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