My Post Thanksgiving Interview With Michael Moore-on

Curmudgeon: "Okay Michael, You seemed to have survived the big dinner."

Moore-on: [Easing to one side, lifting his right cheek and letting off a ripper] "Uh, yeah."

Curmudgeon: "And you seem quite satisfied."

Moore-on: [Lights a cigarette and takes a deep drag. A small cough and exhale...] "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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