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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Tip Of The Day

A kinky move to try on your girlfriend/wife. But you may want to ask permission first:

Insert middle finger in vagina
Insert thumb in rectum
Snap fingers

Made me chuckle.

2 comments:

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...: owie! It didn't make me laugh! I cringe a little though.; Tue Nov 29, 10:17:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: Hey stranger!

Better not let Jake read this.; Wed Nov 30, 07:17:00 AM PST

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Tip Of The Day

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