HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get
rid of Hillary Rodham Clinton?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better.
PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
Hat tip to: Guy K.
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2 comments:
I wonder if I can write a batch script to create the file for me every morning so I can skip right to the "send to the trash" step.
Rachel,
BWAH!
A V.B. script should be able to take care of that!
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