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Friday, November 30, 2007

Ask The Curmudgeon

DEAR CURMUDGEON: About five years ago I met a North Carolina guy online. We became friends and have e-mailed and IM'd each other. We were just friends! However, about a month ago we started talking on the phone and really got to know each other. We have so much in common and he makes me laugh. I can't remember the last time my husband made me laugh like that. My husband knows we talk, but now it has gone further than that. Does phone sex count as cheating? We do it about once a week and it's fun. I don't have any plans to leave my husband, but if I ever did, it would be for my NC guy. Please help.

DEAR MS. TELE-FUN: What!?!? You're having sex with the phone? That is just disgusting. ;) Pictures? Can you send them to me?

But seriously now. What's wrong with a bit of hot chat? Not a fucking thing!

Big deal, you're talking dirty and he jacks off while you're fingering yourself. It ain't like you're meeting in the Denny's parking lot and fucking his brains out. Words are words. They ain't a stiff dick. So you ain't replacing your husband's dick with his.

By the way, what's your number?



Pooke said...

Dear Whomever:

I would recommend a rendavous with your aformentioned sex machine and when you find yourself in the company of an overheated, sweaty, smelly, trailer-dweller with a fantastic voice and pits that would kill a cayotoe, you will wish you were back home. Or dead.

That's all I got to say about that.

curmudgeon said...