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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Ask The Curmudgeon

The Prescription for No Squabbling
DEAR CURMUDGEON: I have been married for over 15 years and continue to have issues with my mother-in-law. Since the first day she walked into my home, she has been stealing prescription drugs (painkillers) and acts as though she's done nothing wrong. My wife, her daughter, is just as frustrated as I am, but is afraid to rock the boat. Whenever she does, her father calls us both liars and then they ignore us for months at a time.

I am OK with this, but my wife and kids get hurt. How can I confront both my mother-in-law and father-in-law while still keeping things civil for my own family?
Wake the fuck up already! Your MIL is not only a bitchy MIL, but a fucking junkie to boot! Taking your kids' Oxycontin ain't right. You need to hide it!
Stupid shit.

Next thing you know, she'll be tapping your weed stash and sneaking off with all your meth! Besides, she's probably taking half of it home to papa - since he thinks y'all are being bitchy about the shit too.

Lock the trailer door and don't let her in without you hiding all your shit first. If she wants some, she can go talk to Mr Bling her damn self.



Freddie said...

"Lock the trailer door and don't let her in..." Bwah!

curmudgeon said...

Glad you got a chuckle. ;)

Mark said...

This used to happen all the time at my place. The MIL would come over after a three vodka and zanex lunch with her boy-toy in tow looking to "borrow" some weed. Didn't matter where I hid it in the doublewide, she would find it.

I finally got smart and now I hide my stash in one of old appliances I have on the porch.

curmudgeon said...

The old washer next to the carseat?
BWAH! Now I know where to find it!

Ariel said...

Wow! What a find! A swearing American who doesn't come over all "Oh my gawd" whenever the F-word is uttered...

curmudgeon said...


Stick around. You'll see plenty of the eff word around here. ;)