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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Fucking Nut

Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

Wed Jan 9, 10:18 PM ET

HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the 'mark of the beast' used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
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Good gawd. How hungry do you have to be?

Oh, sorry. He was just crazy. Never mind.




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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

But it could have been so much worse. What if he had seen the mark of the beast on his crank?

SK said...

Shit. I thought I was bad off when I accidentally nuked a foil burger wrapper cuzt didn't end well. His ended much worse.....

curmudgeon said...

Hermit,
Hot dog for lunch! Or maybe vienna sausage...

sk,
Yeah, he'll have trouble holding a big burger now.

SK said...

*snerk*