Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand Man cuts off, microwaves his own handGood gawd. How hungry do you have to be?
Wed Jan 9, 10:18 PM ET
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the 'mark of the beast' used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
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Oh, sorry. He was just crazy. Never mind.
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4 comments:
But it could have been so much worse. What if he had seen the mark of the beast on his crank?
Shit. I thought I was bad off when I accidentally nuked a foil burger wrapper cuzt didn't end well. His ended much worse.....
Hermit,
Hot dog for lunch! Or maybe vienna sausage...
sk,
Yeah, he'll have trouble holding a big burger now.
*snerk*
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