Weekend at Bernies

2 bring corpse to store to cash check : "NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

'The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side,' Browne said."
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Now that's funny. Those two rocket scientists take a stroll down the street wheeling a dead guy in a chair to steal his check money.

Good gawd. They just need to be shot for being so stupid.



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