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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A Funny

It's an oldie but goody:
A couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church.

When the pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband
was obviously very depressed.

'You are back so soon... Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.

'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,' the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

'Well, the first week was difficult...however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.'

'The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.'

'However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.'

'One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over twenty minutes, and
when we were done we were both drenched in sweat.' admitted the man, shamefacedly.

The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.'

'We know', said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either.






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5 comments:

Scottsdale Girl said...

That one never gets old!

curmudgeon said...

It's a phunny fer sher.

Pooke said...

Phunny, the opposite occured last time me & hubby went into home depot. Our IQ's dropped 30 points the second we walked in the door, our short term memory took a walk and we didn't have sex again until the Pergo was installed, the blinds were hung, and we inhaled enough paint thinner to get Keith Richard stoned.

To each his own.

curmudgeon said...

At least you had a good time eventually.

The British Bird. said...

LOL!
I will have to send hub that one.
Pooke I have to ask, was the abstinance of sex so hubby would finish the project? *grins I dunno theres something very macho about a sweaty male, I dont think I could obstain.