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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

No, really. That is the actual headline! BWAH!!!!
Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Note to Mr. Moron: Don't act like one.

Bryan Scott Moron, 20, of Burleson, Texas, was arrested Friday after he lost control of his truck and struck a mailbox, then a house, MyFOXDFW.com reports.

Living up to his surname, Moron failed sobriety tests, the station said. The arrest report showed his blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit.

Moron, a restaurant server, was also driving at an excessive speed, according to the report.
Some stories just write themselves.

Funny thing here though, is that this poor bastard has had to live with that name his whole life. And his parents, and their parents, ...
I would be at the courthouse as soon as I was old enough. Fuck family pride! I'd be wanting to change that puppy.




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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Doubtless he'll hear about that for the rest of his life.