Funny

Before Marriage:

Him: Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!
Her: Do you want me to leave?
Him: NO! Don't even think about it.
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Of course! Always have, always will.
Her: Have you ever cheated on me?
Him: NO! Why are you even asking?
Her: Will you kiss me?
Him: Every chance I get!
Her: Will you hit me?
Him: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Her: Can I trust you?
Him: Yes.
Her: Darling!

After marriage:

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