McCain Picked Who?

Saaaay. She's a looker:





And she likes to fish:



So what are her other qualifications:

1. *
2. ...
3. ?
4. uh, she's not Hillary?
   
5. 
   

Update: I think I may have a bit of a crush on this after reading this.

1. Outdoorsy
2. Hunts (i.e., not afraid of guns)
3. Fishes (duh)
4. She's quite purdy
   
5. Snowmobiles
6. Takes on the good ole' boy network
7. Did I mention she's sorta purdy?
8. "...responsible development of Alaskan resources to benefit not only its own residents — but also the other 49 states,..."
9. Very family oriented
10. Anti-environmentalist-nutjob (WOOHOO!!!)
11. Earned her position
12. I think she's kinda purdy
    

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Yummy

Cops break door, nab alleged pizza thief

Thu Nov 29, 11:29 PM ET

EASTPOINTE, Mich. - Police used a battering ram to break down an apartment door and arrest a woman they say grabbed food from a pizza delivery man but failed to pay him.
[...]

Damn! That must have been some good pizza!




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Dads And Grads. Dads And Grads. Dads And Grads.

Fuck you and your 'Dads And Grads'! I'm getting fucking sick of hearing 'Dads And Grads'.

[parrot voice]
'Dads And Grads'. 'Dads And Grads'.
[/parrot voice]

KAAAAAAAAAACK!

Look. You should have a "Dad's" day. Great idea. To most people, fathers are worth respecting and honoring.
You should also be proud and celebrate the fact your child graduated high school, college, whateverthefuck. Just don't lump them together for the sake of a ridiculous rhyme which you think is cute, in trying to lure suckers to purchasing your wares.
You will definitely turn me off to your shit.




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Spam Subject Of The Day

"bovine cliffhanger"

The mental image alone is good enough for this one.




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No Surprises Here

McCain says he's in presidential race

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Sen. John McCain made it official on Wednesday that he is seeking the 2008 Republican presidential nomination and said he plans a formal announcement in April.

Well, he sucks as bad as any politician can suck.
If it ends up being between him and Hitlery, chances are I won't even bother voting. I wouldn't want to even be partially responsible for putting either of those idiots in office.

I will vote for other races, don't get me wrong. But not the prez.








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More Big Brother

Just what we need:

Laying the groundwork for a national database of illegal images

Senator John McCain is expected to introduce a bill that would require ISPs and perhaps some Web sites to alert the government of any illegal images of real or "cartoon" minors. Failure to report these images would result in criminal penalties, including fines of up to $300,000. The proposal is expected to lays the groundwork for a national database of illegal images.

Hmm. Wonder what that will cost us taxpayers?
Will it work? No.
-Where do you draw the line between what is legal and what ain't? A statue of a cherub certainly isn't a statue of an adult. A picture of the statue of the little boy pissing in the fountain - is that another pr0n0graphic image? Naw. Well, maybe of you're that sick you get off on that shit. As for me, naw. I think of it more along the lines of art.

Will it help? No.
-Who is going to actually admit they have illegal images on their site? Yup - no one. They ay just go ahead and remove what they think is naughty, but keep them there as a reference? Naw.

Another stupid waste of money for another idiotic 'feel good' politician looking for votes.

Hey McCain, here's an idea. You represent Arizona, right? How about you start figgering out a way to keep all the fucking illegals from crossing your border and coming up here to NV for me, will ya'?




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