I Want To Believe

Of course!:

NASA lost moon footage, but Hollywood restores it
Thu Jul 16, 8:26 PM ETSent 1,613 times

WASHINGTON - NASA could put a man on the moon but didn't have the sense to keep the original video of the live TV transmission.
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Well, no shit! Since it was originally filmed in Hollywood, I'm sure they kept a copy!




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More On The Pussification Of The American Male

’Man showers’ become popular for pre-wedding bond

When Jonathan Morris’ daughter was planning her wedding, he thought the groom was getting overlooked. So he planned a guys-only "man shower" to welcome Brian Wigand into the family.

The party included manly snacks, games and gifts.

"It seemed like there was a lot of hoopla for the ladies and not too much for the guys," said Morris of Maple Valley, Wash. "It was really fun, male bonding."
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Fucking moron.

'Man Shower'? Not only is he a fucking moron, he is whiney-assed fucking pussy. Man up, you piece of shit. 'Man shower'? Give me a break.

Look, your daughter is getting married, you want to throw a party for the groom and the boys, go ahead and do it. Have a bachelor party, a kegger, whateverthefuck kind of party you want to throw. But don't be a crybaby and complain the wife is getting all the goods.

I'll bring a gift such as a six-pack, a cigar, a deck of cards, a nasty movie or maybe even a stripper. We'll have a good time. But I ain't going to go bringing a present, and I sure as hell ain't going to sit there and watch someone open other people's presents whilst ooo'ing and ahhhh'ing.

If someone was to offer up a "Man shower" on my behalf, I would have to kick their sissy fucking ass.


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B'yuk

Nun pleads no contest in sex case
AP - Mon Nov 12, 5:44 PM ET

MILWAUKEE - A 79-year-old Roman Catholic nun pleaded no contest Monday to indecent behavior with a child for alleged sexual encounters with two male students at a church convent and school where she was principal during the 1960s.
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I guess pervertery in the catholic church isn't limit to just priests. Nuns are just as twisted!





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Ask The Curmudgeon

The Prescription for No Squabbling

DEAR CURMUDGEON: I have been married for over 15 years and continue to have issues with my mother-in-law. Since the first day she walked into my home, she has been stealing prescription drugs (painkillers) and acts as though she's done nothing wrong. My wife, her daughter, is just as frustrated as I am, but is afraid to rock the boat. Whenever she does, her father calls us both liars and then they ignore us for months at a time.

I am OK with this, but my wife and kids get hurt. How can I confront both my mother-in-law and father-in-law while still keeping things civil for my own family?

Wake the fuck up already! Your MIL is not only a bitchy MIL, but a fucking junkie to boot! Taking your kids' Oxycontin ain't right. You need to hide it!
Stupid shit.

Next thing you know, she'll be tapping your weed stash and sneaking off with all your meth! Besides, she's probably taking half of it home to papa - since he thinks y'all are being bitchy about the shit too.

Lock the trailer door and don't let her in without you hiding all your shit first. If she wants some, she can go talk to Mr Bling her damn self.




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Ask The Curmudgeon

Yipee!!! It's time for another helpful hint from the wise Curmudgeon!

All the Signs Are There

DEAR CURMUDGEON: It seems that lately my fiancee and I can't stop arguing about petty things that invariably turn into huge rows. I had a problem with her allowing her cat to remain on the bed while we were trying to have some "private time."

I found a cat at the foot of the bed to be a mood killer. She blew up and said I wasn't considering the cat's feelings and that it was a person, too.

She tends to have a negative attitude about spending time with my family, acting like it's a chore. Never mind that my family is about as well-balanced and loving as they come; whereas, if you want to talk about a chore, there is always her alcoholic father and insane siblings.

She often shows a lack of respect that friends, both hers and mine, have pointed out. I stay with her in the hopes that things will get better and the arguments will stop, but at the same time a part of me doesn't want to gamble the rest of my life on the odds that she'll realize the error of her ways and suddenly stop blowing up over silly things.

Is this rational, or should I just cut my losses and enjoy the rest of my young-adult life pursuing greener pastures?

--- ANDREW

Andrew, Andrew Andrew. You should already know my opinion of cats by now. But to enlighten them what don't - what exactly the fuck, are you even doing in a house where a cat resides? Cats are the most useless annoyances anyone could ever have the misfortune of allowing into their home.

You should take a physical boot to the cat. You shouldn't have to put up with that thing and its evil stare while you're bobbing up and down on Miss PETA. If she don't like it, the bitch deserves the proverbial boot to the street for allowing the worm infested waste of beer money in her house.

And to think she allows that evil beast up on her bed? Let's put it this way, if she lets a cat on the bed, she'll let anything on the bed. No telling what other animal she's had up there before you.
Yeah, she my be an animal in the sack. Then again, maybe it's just that she prefers animals in the sack.




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