HE HAS RISEN!!! HE WILL LEAD US!!! CHANGE!!! HOPE!!!

Doug Ross has put up a tidy little quite a comprehensive list of the fucking losers we can look to as leaders and lawmakers for the next few years:

Obama's Posse o' Change

Well, this seems an inauspicious start. No, not the oath of office (that appeared to be a gaffe by the Chief Justice). It's the crew that President Obama assembled to serve as his Cabinet.
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Do yourself a favor and go read it. Stew on it a bit, then feel free to do as I did. Sit back in your chair, legs propped up a bit, arms crossed, and shake your head in disbelief.

Fuck me. It's a good era to be a crook.



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"that glue"

Which glue? Oh that glue.



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Headlines

Oh yes. An interesting weekend, and evidently an interesting week coming up.

First off, we have this:

Boston Singer Brad Delp Dies

Boston's Web site was taken down Friday night and replaced with one sentence: "We just lost the nicest guy in rock and roll."

Singer Brad Delp was found dead Friday at his home in Atkinson, New Hampshire. He was 55.

Authorities are investigating, but they do not suspect foul play.
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A sad day in rock and roll. I love their music. Even saw them in concert once back in the day. Great show.

And from the "No Shit" department, we have this:

Documentary questions Moore's tactics

AUSTIN, Texas - As documentary filmmakers, Debbie Melnyk and Rick Caine looked up to
Michael Moore.

Then they tried to do a documentary of their own about him — and ran into the same sort of resistance Moore himself famously faces in his own films.
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Go figger. They're finding out that Michael Moore-on withholds the full truths in his films to make them lop-sided.
Fucking DUH!


Now, from the "Get A Life" department, we have this:

Pi fans to meet March 14

AP - Sun Mar 11, 9:37 PM ET

This is a story about love. About inscrutable complexity and remarkable simplicity, about the promise of forever. It is about obsession and devotion, and grand gestures and 4,000-word love letters.

It is about a curious group of people with an almost religious zeal for a mind-numbing string of numbers.
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Uh, yeah. That sounds like a thrill a minute there.


And finally:

You Can't Travel Back in Time, Scientists Say
While the idea makes for great fiction, some scientists now say traveling to the past is impossible.

While the idea makes for great fiction, some scientists now say traveling to the past is impossible.
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Well, that does it. I am totally disappointed now. I had big plans.
Oh well. I guess I'll just have to stay put.


Okay, that's it for now. Time do do shit.



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A Funny

Via email:

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."