CIA plot to kill Castro detailed

AP - Wed Jun 27, 7:49 AM ET

HAVANA - The CIA recruited a former FBI agent to approach two of America's most-wanted mobsters and gave them poison pills meant for Fidel Castro during his first year in power, according to newly declassified papers released Tuesday.
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Too bad it failed. I could use a good cigar about now.



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LOOOOOSERS!

Grieving couple commits suicide after dog dies

Reuters - 1 hour, 41 minutes ago

HYDERABAD, India (Reuters) - Unable to come to terms with the death of their pet dog, an elderly couple in southern India committed suicide by hanging themselves, police said on Monday.
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At least we won't have to worry about them driving any more.




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'Average Joe'? Yup, With A Horse Cock

Porn star seeks fame with clothes on

By Richard Leong Thu Feb 15, 10:23 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Porn star Ron Jeremy wants to be taken seriously -- with his clothes on.
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BWAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Yeah. That'll happen.




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Oopsy-Daisy

Boy killed when car hits Ill. school

SHILOH, Ill. - A car plowed through the wall of an elementary school cafeteria during lunch Monday, killing an 8-year-old boy and injuring two other students and the 84-year-old driver, police in this St. Louis suburb said.
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Uh, let me guess. Gas pedal instead of brake?

Look. If you aren't able to drive, then get out of the car.



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