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Friday, February 16, 2007

'Average Joe'? Yup, With A Horse Cock

Porn star seeks fame with clothes on

By Richard Leong Thu Feb 15, 10:23 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Porn star Ron Jeremy wants to be taken seriously -- with his clothes on.
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BWAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Yeah. That'll happen.




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7 comments:

Lee said...

Maybe he should just go for a little more respect in his industry......by shaving off his man sweater!

Scottsdale Girl said...

If you ever want to be taken seriously, you know in your lifetime, then never become a porn star.

Isn't this basic knowledge like Breathe in, breathe out?

Sheesh

Jim H. said...

Tracy Lords made it into a couple of movies. Non-porn types even. Mortal combat was one of them. Thank goodness they didn,t give her to many lines.

Erica said...

I dunno...maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think he's kinda cute, and would feel so even if his ramalamadingdangdong were a mere 6 inches.

Motion of the ocean, you know? I like a regular guy.

curmudgeon said...

Lee,
But I hear chicks dig all that soft fuzz...


S.G.,
Well, you would think. But I'm thinking they're just like other entertainers who actually think that fame equals knowledge.


Jim,
I never saw Mortal Combat. Was there a lot of moaning and gasping in it?


Erica,
FER SHAME! How did you know it wasn't? ;)

Anonymous said...

Traci Lords was also in Melrose Place as Jake's partner in the bar.

curmudgeon said...

Sorry. Never saw an episode.