Queer Beer

Now before you jump to conclusions, that is a real brand of beer. Or at least, it was. After Googling around a little, it looks like they went ass-up. Broken link is all I found.
Anyway, you can read more about it on this website. I got a good chuckle out of the story.

So, Queer beer. Has a ring to it, eh? Here's a picture of the labels:

All the colors of the rainbow. It was sold mostly around the San Franciso area. (Go figger). Make no mistake, I won't be trying to clone the recipe.

But I had some random thoughts:
Take one and rub the bottle a few times. Does the cap pop off?
"Serving suggestion: Shake it a couple times to get a good head on it, then suck it off."
Surgeon General's Warning: "Use of a condom over bottle opening is recommended when drinking from this bottle."
Probably tastes salty.
The green one has asparagus flavoring added.

Disclaimer: (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)