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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

B Myne

It's almost valentine's day. So get an early start and make your own Valentine candies!!!

Here are my contributions:
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5 comments:

Miss Sassy said...: wow.
they make us bag our own groceries, then check ourselves out at Walmart, and now they won't even come up with catchy phrases for us anymore??

Are they cheaper if we do all the work?

I think I'll make some that say "leave me" "loose da #" "8 u lst nite" "suck me" "take me" "bend over" "hold them" "watch this"
oh, what the heck, screw the candies, I'm just gonna start talking like this and see what happens!!; Tue Jan 31, 03:35:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: Any way to cut their costs.

I thought you already did talk like that(?)!; Wed Feb 01, 07:16:00 AM PST
Peggasus said...: I would make some that say 'Nice park job, asshole' that I would leave on offenders' cars, but I think I would need a much bigger heart.

That, and 'Bite Me,' which is multi-functional.; Wed Feb 01, 09:20:00 AM PST
curmudgeon said...: It may take more than one heart, but it would work!; Wed Feb 01, 12:12:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: Hmm. That my require a smaller font.; Sun Feb 05, 11:29:00 AM PST

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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

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