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Friday, January 27, 2006

Striped Sunlight

Another rocket surgeon:
Authorities say the 44-year-old man was arrested on Saturday for his fourth DUI.

Police say the man was originally pulled over for driving nearly 20 miles-per-hour over the speed limit.

Court documents say when the officer approached the car, he could smell alcohol. Police then asked him to take a field sobriety test, but he refused, saying he'll just fall down.
So he's afraid he can't stand up properly, but he can drive ok?

Watta maroon.

2 comments:

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...

Everyone knows that driving is easier than walking... that's why America is so fat!

curmudgeon said...

That 'splains it.