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Friday, January 20, 2006

You Can Almost Taste The Aroma

Now THAT was a fart to be proud of.

It sounded like - like when you're launching the motorboat, slowly backing it off the trailer, and the muffler is partially submerged.

Pity the fool who dares approach my cube.

4 comments:

Pooke said...: It all makes sense now. The shrub must be deliberately warming the globe to rid the world of its Chocolate Cities. I think his worldview is one of Vanilla Cities. That's why Bush=Hitler. Or something like that.; Fri Jan 20, 08:21:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: Sense it makes me to.; Sat Jan 21, 03:01:00 PM PST
Pooke said...: Oops, sorry for gassing up your fart post. This obviously doesn't belong here.; Sun Jan 22, 04:49:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: B'yuk.; Mon Jan 23, 07:14:00 AM PST

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Friday, January 20, 2006

You Can Almost Taste The Aroma

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