I'm Shocked!

Shocked, I tell you.

Immigrants' Interest in Citizenship Surges:
AP - 2 hours, 3 minutes ago

WASHINGTON - Efforts by Congress and local governments to crack down on illegal immigration — and the protests that followed those efforts — have produced a surge of interest in learning how to become a U.S. citizen.
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You mean to tell me that that the fear of being deported may have driven them to consider becoming citizens?
Blow me down.