I WIN!

Okay, what rhymes with Kyrgyzstan?

Wed Feb 27, 9:29 AM ET

BISHKEK (Reuters) - Kyrgyz rights activists will offer a prize of up to $1,000 in a contest for the 'best song' to protest against the presence of U.S. troops in the Central Asian republic, the event's organizer said.
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How about "Fuck You-gyzstan"? Or maybe "Go Fuck Yourself-yzstan"?

"♫♪♪ We the people of America-stan ♫♫"
"♫♫ Fighting the assholes in Afghanistan ♫♪♫"
"♫♪♫ Say to you folks in Kyrgyzstan ♫♪♪"
"♫♫♪ How about you go fuck yourself-yzstan? ♫♪♫♪"

Sounds like a hit to me.

They're pissed because we've had an airbase there since 2001. I say, tough shit. Deal with it.





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