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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Some Funnies

How come there aren't any wetbacks on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why is interrogating a wetback like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

Why are wetbacks like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you say to a wetback in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

What do you do if you see an Islam with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.



Ninildu said...

Oh my fucking god I'm crackin' up here,,,

curmudgeon said...

Glad to hear it. :)

SK said...

It looks like we're sharing the same happy place : )

curmudgeon said...