Fidel Castro retiresI wonder what is in store for that country now? This is a major ordeal. No telling though, whoever takes over may be a bigger asshole. But with any luck, not.
Reuters - 2 hours, 35 minutes ago
HAVANA (Reuters) - Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro said on Tuesday that he will not return to lead the communist country, retiring as president 49 years after he seized power in a revolution and became a central figure of the Cold War.
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Could be a good day for Cuban wetbacks. Maybe they'll all go home and make me some cigars, since we may be able to import them now.
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3 comments:
He "will not return" because he's been dead and buried for something like 6 months now.
That was my thought. Either dead or so demented he can't even drool a straight line.
Can't we just send them Obama and Hillary? Pleeeeeeeze?!?
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