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Brothel offers customers gas rebate

(Reuters) - A Nevada brothel is trying to stimulate business by offering free gasoline.

Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
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Well, you do what ya' gotta do to drum up business.

Of course, a feller would burn $50 in gas to get to the place, so the whores better be worth the trip.



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