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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

More On The Pussification Of The American Male

’Man showers’ become popular for pre-wedding bond

When Jonathan Morris’ daughter was planning her wedding, he thought the groom was getting overlooked. So he planned a guys-only "man shower" to welcome Brian Wigand into the family.

The party included manly snacks, games and gifts.

"It seemed like there was a lot of hoopla for the ladies and not too much for the guys," said Morris of Maple Valley, Wash. "It was really fun, male bonding."
Fucking moron.

'Man Shower'? Not only is he a fucking moron, he is whiney-assed fucking pussy. Man up, you piece of shit. 'Man shower'? Give me a break.

Look, your daughter is getting married, you want to throw a party for the groom and the boys, go ahead and do it. Have a bachelor party, a kegger, whateverthefuck kind of party you want to throw. But don't be a crybaby and complain the wife is getting all the goods.

I'll bring a gift such as a six-pack, a cigar, a deck of cards, a nasty movie or maybe even a stripper. We'll have a good time. But I ain't going to go bringing a present, and I sure as hell ain't going to sit there and watch someone open other people's presents whilst ooo'ing and ahhhh'ing.

If someone was to offer up a "Man shower" on my behalf, I would have to kick their sissy fucking ass.



Jinglebob said...

Bet you they are all Liberals! :)

curmudgeon said...

Good gawd. I think that goes without saying.

Mark said...

Sounds more like an episode of The View than a bachelor party.

curmudgeon said...


SK said...

Hubby's response to a man shower?

What. the. FUCK. is that?

curmudgeon said...