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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

More On The Pussification Of The American Male

’Man showers’ become popular for pre-wedding bond

When Jonathan Morris’ daughter was planning her wedding, he thought the groom was getting overlooked. So he planned a guys-only "man shower" to welcome Brian Wigand into the family.

The party included manly snacks, games and gifts.

"It seemed like there was a lot of hoopla for the ladies and not too much for the guys," said Morris of Maple Valley, Wash. "It was really fun, male bonding."
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Fucking moron.

'Man Shower'? Not only is he a fucking moron, he is whiney-assed fucking pussy. Man up, you piece of shit. 'Man shower'? Give me a break.

Look, your daughter is getting married, you want to throw a party for the groom and the boys, go ahead and do it. Have a bachelor party, a kegger, whateverthefuck kind of party you want to throw. But don't be a crybaby and complain the wife is getting all the goods.

I'll bring a gift such as a six-pack, a cigar, a deck of cards, a nasty movie or maybe even a stripper. We'll have a good time. But I ain't going to go bringing a present, and I sure as hell ain't going to sit there and watch someone open other people's presents whilst ooo'ing and ahhhh'ing.

If someone was to offer up a "Man shower" on my behalf, I would have to kick their sissy fucking ass.


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6 comments:

Jinglebob said...

Bet you they are all Liberals! :)

curmudgeon said...

Good gawd. I think that goes without saying.

Mark said...

Sounds more like an episode of The View than a bachelor party.

curmudgeon said...

Exactly.

SK said...

Hubby's response to a man shower?

What. the. FUCK. is that?

curmudgeon said...

Exactly.