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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Spam Subject of the Day

"Stop praying for a cheap watch, just get it."
O ye god of Timex. I would that ye see me in thine eyes worthy of the holy gift of a fucking watch.

Amen.


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

And G-d saw that there was quartz, and he knew that this was good, for in the hearts of men there would now be accurate time pieces. And G-d looked over the heavens and the earth and said, "Well shit. It's break time."

bulastoz bitch!

curmudgeon said...

Verily I say unto you; he whosoever hath not the time, yea tho he desireth the time, he shall be given the Timex. And he shall haveth the time evermore.