BWAH!!!

Sorry, but the headline grabbed me:

Girl beats off muggers with marching band baton
Thu Apr 30, 7:41 AM ETSent 1,136 times

QUARTZ HILL, Calif. - Don't mess with a marching band girl, especially one armed with a baton. A 17-year-old high school marching band student beat up two assailants who tried to mug her as she walked to school in this high desert community about 40 miles north of Los Angeles, sheriff's officials said Tuesday.
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Bah, who cares about the article. Sometimes the headline stands on its own.


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