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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

It's Okay, It's Alright

Swine flu spreads to Israel, New Zealand

5 minutes ago

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - The new strain of swine flu virus that has killed 149 people in Mexico spread to more countries on Tuesday, raising the specter of a pandemic and hurting financial markets and airline stocks.
You don't suppose al Queda or taliban had anything to do with it, do you?

Just be sure and trust the government when they tell you everything will be fine. After all, they take care of everything else so wonderfully.



Anonymous said...

I was watching some guy from CDC brief the news farts on this, and he said "there are only 64 confirmed cases in the U.S." As he said this, the ticker across the bottom of the screen said "New York Health Officials announce hundreds of children infected with Swine Flu", while the next ticker segment said "Two dead in L.A. confirmed Swine Flu victims." Bad timing for the suit up on the podium.

As the government says "trust me, I'm only going to put it in a little way!"

curmudgeon said...