Earth Day

I think I'll celebrate by leaving all the lights on and the A/C turned down to about 65 degrees. It is going to be hot here in L.V. today - pushing 95 or so. Damn that "Global Warming™".

Maybe I'll go home and change the oil in the truck and pour the old oil in the gutter. Or should I flush it down the toilet?

I really should cut down all those trees in the back yard too. Damn things are casting a shadow all over the yard so my grass won't grow.

Anyway, nuke a whale for Jeebus and don't forget to burn that tire!

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