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Thursday, April 02, 2009

BWAH!!!

Paid to do it, but fails to make his friend’s wife pregnant after 72 Attempts

A nice story, with surprising end:

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.
Now that's funny. Even funnier to find out you're sterile and those ain't your kids.

But I have to say, I'm a better neighbor than that. I would have done it for free.



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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha! What tangled webs we weave...

Freddie

curmudgeon said...

No doubt. Ooops!

The British Bird. said...

curmudg..you got a good looking neibhbor then?
haha!

I can hear the bloke now."One more time honey, just to make sure!"

curmudgeon said...

I have brown paper bags. :)

Anonymous said...

72 times???

That's fucking amazing!

lints!

curmudgeon said...

You would think they would suspicious after oh, I dunno. 50 or so.

Pique Oil said...

If at first you don't succeed try again and again and again etc.
I have linked to this post on my own blog as It is so funny.

curmudgeon said...

My thoughts exactly!

And have at it!

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