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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Ask The Curmudgeon

Q- How can I test if my son is gay? I want to get him tested. Isn't it possible to get a hormone check? A vocal chord check? Can't a doctor indicate if he's gay or not? My son has almost no muscles and narrow shoulders. He also has blue eyes. He talks in a very high voice and when he sings, he sounds like a castrato. He tells me his voice is called tenor.
How can I tell if my son is gay?

A- Well, there's a really simple test you can perform without even leaving the house.
Mold a clay volcano and get some vinegar and baking soda. Pour some vinegar in the volcano, then spoon in some baking soda. Now if while the volcano is busy erupting your son is too busy sucking cock to notice, he's gay.




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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pffffttt!!!!!!

curmudgeon said...

Nice, eh?

Anonymous said...

Damn Hammer -- that's awful.