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Monday, December 14, 2009

Princess Of Whoop-ass

'Princess of Magic' arrested in domestic violence case

A 21-year-old woman who had a magic show at the Riviera this year was arrested for assaulting her 67-year-old boyfriend last week.
Wait a minute. She's 21 and he's 67? Good gawd. Is that the best this young hottie can do?
Rachel Jessee, who starred in “Scarlett and her Seductive Ladies of Magic,” was arrested today by Henderson police on one count of misdemeanor domestic battery.
And she beat the fuck out of him?
Her arrest report states that she and her live-in boyfriend, John Lewis, had an argument at their Henderson home. Lewis told police she grabbed him by the ear and struck him with a fist in his right eye. Police said that Lewis was bleeding from behind his ears and had a scratch to the back of his neck. He also had swelling under his right eye, a bite mark to his left tricep and scratches to his chest. He refused medical assistance.
BWAAAHHH!!! Why, yes. Yes she did.

“I taught her a few things, and she just caught on so fast, I thought, ‘Why am I doing this?’ ” he said earlier this year. “We should really be pushing someone who has ongoing talent and has the youth to do it.”
I guess you did there, sport. Taught her how to kick your ass.

That is just hilarious.



Anonymous said...

Just another day in Hendersen.

curmudgeon said...

Never a dull moment.

Miss Sassy said...

"I taught her a few things and she just caught on so fast", like, this 67 year old guy was teaching her self defense and she practiced on him? Out of the blue just wailed on him, or the dink who taught her to defend herself caused her to flip her shit all over him? Cuz, if I taught someone to kick ass, I wouldn't piss them off, ya know?

curmudgeon said...

Sounds like a happy couple, no?

Miss Sassy said...

Maybe he should convert her training to boxing so she'd be taped into gloves - less scratches at least!