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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Harmonica



If it isn't the #1 most overrated fucking 'instrument' in the world, it is a close second.

Let me be perfectly clear on this: If I never hear another gawd-damn ear splitting, tinfoil chewing, fingernails-on-the-blackboard harmonica solo, it will be too soon.
And if you choose to play one near me, it is quite possible that the next time you hear it, it will be because you farted.


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10 comments:

Mark Stevens said...

So, you don't want one for Christmas?

Damned it -- is OK, I'll take it back.

curmudgeon said...

Maybe you could trade it for a rake. I could then drag it along the sidewalk.

Mark Stevens said...

Well, I could trade it in on a penis enlargement kit but I doubt you'd ever get it.

curmudgeon said...

Totally unnecessary.

Mark Stevens said...

Since you don't have a penis...

curmudgeon said...

Ever driven a wedge into a log? That's how it would be with Mrs C if I were to get an enlargement.

Mark Stevens said...

Ever driven a dream into reality?

curmudgeon said...

I understand your jealousy.
In your case it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Freddie said...

HA! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

That's all I have so say.

(And to think I opened this comment box thinking I was only gonna type ONE "HA!". . . ;)

Hey Mark, if you read this: I kinda don't like your new comments. :( Haf'ta sign in?

curmudgeon said...

We strive to entertain, Freddie!