Ugh!

Okay then. This has to be one of the most unpleasant devices I have seen in a long time:



A picture of a nekkid Hillary or Mobama hanging on the wall would be even more effective for me.


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The Harmonica

If it isn't the #1 most overrated fucking 'instrument' in the world, it is a close second.

Let me be perfectly clear on this: If I never hear another gawd-damn ear splitting, tinfoil chewing, fingernails-on-the-blackboard harmonica solo, it will be too soon.
And if you choose to play one near me, it is quite possible that the next time you hear it, it will be because you farted.


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Slick Willy

U.S. reporters freed from North Korea return home
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Two American journalists freed by North Korea after months of detention returned home to a tearful family reunion on Wednesday accompanied by former President Bill Clinton, who secured their release in a meeting with the reclusive state's leader Kim Jong-il.
[...]

So Slick Willy is back in the news. Finished his mission to North Korea to get the reporters out of the clutches of Lil Kim. Makes me wonder what exactly it was he promised the crazy fucker in order to get them freed. Maybe sat down and had a couple beers like they do at the White House when you're dealing with friends, cops and racial tensions?


You know a psychotic asshole like that ain't doing nothing so visible to the world without some sort of concession. And merely meeting with a former U.S. president ain't enough.

Good gawd. Willy's wife should have been the one doing this shit if it was to be done. But Lil Kim didn't want nothing to do with that bitch Hitlary. Can't say as I blame him though.





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I Want To Believe

Of course!:

NASA lost moon footage, but Hollywood restores it
Thu Jul 16, 8:26 PM ETSent 1,613 times

WASHINGTON - NASA could put a man on the moon but didn't have the sense to keep the original video of the live TV transmission.
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Well, no shit! Since it was originally filmed in Hollywood, I'm sure they kept a copy!




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Nanny Military Too?

Health officials to military: Ban smoking

By Kelly Kennedy - Staff writer
Posted : Tuesday Jun 30, 2009 16:53:16 EDT

Medical experts say they have a solution for the military’s increasing smoking rates:

Ban it.

And not just in basic training — stop selling cigarettes and chewing tobacco on post, stop with the discounts at the PX, don’t allow it in hospitals, and come up with a deadline when everyone should be smoke-free.
[...]

I have nothing positive to say about smoking in the military, or smoking in general. However, it's a personal choice, and once again, assholes are making personal choice decisions for the general public instead of allowing people the freedom to make their own decisions.

Fucking nannies making decisions for everyone else, and now nannies are making decisions for the people who are willing to die so nannies can keep on making those decisions. Nice.





Well, maybe you people should follow your boss's example and ... uh, never mind:





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Nucking Futs

So, anyone hear about the monkey that went - well, ape-shit, and attacked a woman?

If not, it did. The nut in the article below had a chimpanzee who went crazier than a PETArd in a slaughterhouse and attacked her friend. I heard on the radio that the thing tore into her big time. Bit her ears off, bit her nose off, torn her jaw off, and pretty much ripped the rest off her face off too.

The woman beat the monkey with a shovel and stabbed it with a knife, but that wasn't good enough. So she calls 9-1-1, and while the critter is chewing on her friend, the cops show up. The ape doens't think much of the cops being there, so it tries to get into the passenger side of the cop car. When that fails, it goes around to the drivers side, opens the door and gets in. Officer Friendly then commences to fill the crazed thing full of lead.

Here's a little enlightenment as to the nuttiness of the owner:

Chimp in Conn. attack had unusual bond with owner
STAMFORD, Conn. – Travis the chimpanzee's relationship with his owner was closer than those of some married couples.

Sandra Herold gave him the finest food, and wine in long-stemmed glasses. They took baths together and cuddled in the bed they shared. Travis brushed the lonely widow's hair each night and pined for her when she was away.

If she left the house alone, Travis would give her a kiss.
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Yeah, I wonder what else she did with "Travis" when no one was around.

For once though, I reckon pitbull owners are off the hook.



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My Hero

Texas senator blocks Clinton's state confirmation
WASHINGTON – The confirmation of Hillary Rodham Clinton to be secretary of state will be held up for at least a day due to the objection of a single senator. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, said he wanted "a full and open debate and an up-or-down vote on Sen. Clinton's nomination."
[...]

Hey. Every little bit helps.
The more they pry, the more time they have to think.


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Merry Christmas

Obama announces Clinton, Gates for Cabinet

CHICAGO - President-elect Barack Obama announced Monday that Robert Gates would remain as defense secretary, making President Bush's Pentagon chief his own as he seeks to wind down the U.S. role in Iraq. Obama picked former campaign rival Hillary Rodham Clinton as secretary of state.
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Fucking Great.

Never thought the bitch would settle for second or third best, but oh well.

SIEG HEIL!



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So I Guess It's Somewhat Official

Clinton ending candidacy, supporting Obama

AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago Sent 188 times

WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton will end on Saturday her historic bid to become the first woman president but Barack Obama said he won't be hurried into a decision on whether to make her his running mate.
[...]

About gawd-damn time.

Stupid fucking bitch.



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Quote of the Day

"Gods don't kill people.
People with Gods kill people."

Well, there is a ring of truth to it, no?




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So apparently, the sperm burping butt fucker not only raised a bunch of money for Hitlary's campaign, he also taught her how to form her mouth properly when she is trying to get a favor from guys:



Too bad he didn't teach her this sort of thing when Bill was still in office. He may not have been so busy with Monica.


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A Funny

BWAAAAAHHHH!!!!



Quite the accurate depiction if you ask me.


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Uh, You're Kidding, Right?

Hitlary lies?

Clinton Lie Kills Her Credibility on Trade Policy

[...]

Now that we know from official records of her time as First Lady that Clinton was the featured speaker at a closed-door session where 120 women opinion leaders were hectored to pressure their congressional representatives to approve NAFTA; now that we know from ABC News reporting on the session that "her remarks were totally pro-NAFTA" and that "there was no equivocation for her support for NAFTA at the time;" now that we have these details confirmed, what should we make of Clinton's campaign claim that she was never comfortable with the militant free-trade agenda that has cost the United States hundreds of thousands of union jobs, that has idled entire industries, that has saddled this country with record trade deficits, undermined the security of working families in the US and abroad, and has forced Mexican farmers off their land into an economic refugee status that ultimately forces them to cross the Rio Grande River in search of work?

As she campaigns now, Clinton says, "I have been a critic of NAFTA from the very beginning."

But the White House records confirm that this is not true.

Her statement is, to be precise, a lie.
[...]

And we must all now recognize that when Hillary Clinton speaks about trade policy, she begins with a lie so blatant--that she's been "a critic of NAFTA from the very beginning"--that everything else she says must be viewed as suspect.

Well, no fucking shit.





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From The "No Shit" Files

I stole this from GUY K. I can't copy his source because the link he posted doesn't seem to work. But one way or another, the sentiment is definitely true:

Edit: The link seems to work now.

Right to Health Care?

The assertion that everyone has an absolute right to health care leaves unanswered the question: "Who will pay?" The assumption is that taxpayers will. Suppose a different answer were suggested. Since most doctors make a comfortable living, suppose the government were to require physicians, as a condition of practicing medicine, to provide health care to the poor at no charge.

This would amount to forced labor and members of the American Medical Association would be rightly horrified at the prospect. Yet requiring taxpayers to foot the bill for the poor is no different than forcing physicians to work without pay. Forced labor spread out over a large population and disguised through a system of taxation is still forced labor.

Philosopher Ayn Rand argued that the purpose of an individual's life is not to serve God, the government or one's neighbor. Rather, the purpose of life is one's own happiness, which is secured through productive achievement and by engaging in voluntary, mutually-beneficial relationships with others. A necessary condition for the pursuit of happiness is the recognition and protection of the right to property:

The right to life is the source of all rights--and the right to property is their only implementation. Without property rights, no other rights are possible. Since man has to sustain his life by his own effort, the man who has no right to the product of his effort has no means to sustain his life. The man who produces while others dispose of his product, is a slave.

Don't just say doctors here. Add to the list hospitals, nurses, drug companies, ambulance companies, pharmacists, ... you get the picture. Everyone in the medical field would have to work so many hours a week - put in their free time - in order to provide care to people who can't or won't buy insurance.

Well, anyone with any brains whatsoever knows this ain't going to happen. All of the above are in it for the money. If there is no money in it, they will quit the business. If they're forced by the government to provide services, well, you can imagine the sort of care you would receive under those circumstances. So the only other option is to tax the fuck out of everyone, or - wait a minute, I'm getting a flash... Hey! Here's a thought: Deny the service! If I get a flat tire and don't have the money to fix it, should the tire shop fix it for free? Should the wrecker come and tow it to the tire shop for free? Should I expect some random stranger like YOU for the money to fix it?

I need my truck to get to work after all. Someone better to pay for it, DAMMIT!





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Quote of the Day

Via email:

Where Did The White Man Go Wrong?

Indian Chief, "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Clean Water; Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; All night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.

Well, he does have a point.


Thanks Sherri.



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Another Kid Story?

Rescuers free boy stuck in washer

AP - Tue Feb 5, 4:09 PM ET

DOVER, Ohio - Talk about an oversized load: A 4-year-old boy got stuck when he climbed into his family's top-loading washing machine, and firefighters had to use a metal cutter to slice into the appliance to get him out.
[...]

This being idiot news, I was waiting for the part where they said something about how the mother first tried to rescue the kid by washing him in hot water to see if he shrunk.

Oh well. Maybe next time.




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Score One For The Good Guys

Romney fires landscapers for illegal immigrants

Tue Dec 4, 6:34 PM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on Tuesday fired a landscaping company for using illegal immigrants to work on his lawn, a week after a tussle with rival Rudy Giuliani over the issue.
[...]

Good for him. I'm glad he's owning up to the shit and canning their asses.

But good luck finding a landscaping company that don't hire illegals, there Mitt.

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I Just Thought You Should Know

I snagged this pic from here. The dude gave me a couple chuckles.









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Let me Guess

I haven't seen Bin Laden's latest greatest hit, but I'm thinking I can still narrate:

"Blah blah blah ... Infidels must die. Blah blah blah ... 9-11. Blah blah blah ... Bushitler... Blah blah blah Allah be praised.

Like the old arcade game where you put in a quarter and try to smack the moles, Bin Laden keeps popping up teasing us to try and smack his noggin with some sort of mallet.

Now if we just would.


Updated: Whack-a-Osama.

Go give it a try!

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Oh! The Humanity!

Colo. school bans tag on its playground

AP - Thu Aug 30, 7:44 AM ET

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - An elementary school has banned tag on its playground after some children complained they were harassed or chased against their will.
[...]

My goodness. It's about time! We can't have such dangerous activities going on at our schools. I'm glad they finally saw this dangerous game for what it is.




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