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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Joke Of The Day

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door
of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles
the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the
counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk:

Ddddooo youuuu hhave ddddiilllldosss?

The clerk, poliely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
have dildos; actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryyy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaand aabbouttt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk
that vibbrrraaaattttes?"

The clerk responds,"Yes we do."

The poor old lady replies, "Ddddooo yyooouuuu knnnoooww hhoooww tttooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe ddddddddamm ttthinggggg offfff?"

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