My Brief Conversation With The Ghost Of Johnny Cochran

Curmudgeon: "So Johnny - mind if I call you 'Johnny' -"

Cochran: "Yes, I do mind. You may call me 'MISTER Cochran', 'SIR', 'SIR Johnny', 'SIR John', 'Your Excellency', -

Curmudgeon: "Okay, okay. I get the picture."
"So MISTER Cochran, thinking back on your life, is there anything you would do differently?"

Cochran: "Marcia Clark. Mmmm. Now THERE was a woman..."
"An ice cold beer, a slice of pie from Fazio's, a hot tub... "