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Friday, December 09, 2005

Need A Chuckle?

And a small dose of realism?
Do yourself a favor and go check this post out.

Oh? You want a sample of the post before you do? Here you go:
"USS William Jefferson Clinton CVS1

[...]
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Clinton and his foresight in military budget cuts. The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one F14 Tomcat or F18 Hornet aircraft, which although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.
[...]"
It gets even better.

2 comments:

Pooke said...

Methinks Mighty Mouse Might Make Moil of this Mini Mariner.

curmudgeon said...

Probably? Possibly?
Pathetic.